Double Drabble: Two Title: Two Author:lemondropseven Pairing: Severus/Harry Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 100x2 Warnings: My attempt at humor. Summary: Harry's had a bit too much to drink. Disclaimer: The Harry Potter world belongs to JKR. A/N: Written for adventdrabbles. Prompt was hot buttered rum. (original post date: 12/6/09)
Harry blinked large, green eyes at Severus and stated solemnly, "Ther're two of you. Two Shev'ru-Severs-Severishes—two Snapes!" He finished triumphantly and raised his glass as a toast.
Severus refused to be amused, glancing at the red, obviously alcoholic drink. "What are you drinking and how many have you had, Potter?"
Waving away the question, Harry obviously had his mind on more important things. "Mmm, so if there are two of you, that'd mean I could have one cock in my arshe and the other in my mouth... at the same time. Whaddya think Sheveru-Snape?"
"I think you're drunk, Potter."
Groaning, Harry rolled over, wondering what the hell had crawled into his mouth and died. He just hoped his stomach wasn’t going to expel the deceased creature. Hesitantly cracking one eye open, he found himself nose to nose with Severus Snape.
“Wha…” Clearing his throat, he winced as fireworks went off behind his eyelids and tried again. “What happened?”
In answer, Severus held a potion to his mouth. Recognizing the smell, he drank the hang-over cure gratefully, waiting for his memory to clear. When it did, his eyes widened comically.
Smirking, Severus asked, “Still think you need two cocks, Potter?”